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The Girl with the Dragon (Icing) Tattoo: An Edible Book Overview

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*cough* I have a blog.

This post is about the Librarian-Themed Punk Band that needs to happen.
humansofnewyork:

"My real name’s Ariel. So my stage name is Murdermaid."

#MarryMeMurderMaid

If only one of those dapper boys wanted a dumpy girl.

ericcannedy:

important reminder alert.

Whenever you’re down just say

smaug-mas:

  1. I’m Cute
  2. I’m Great
  3. I’m Strong
  4. STRONG
  5. STRONG
  6. My Armor is Iron
  7. My Teeth are Swords
  8. My Claws’ Are Spears
  9. My Wings Are HURRICANE
  10. I AM SMAUG
  11. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN
  12. I KILL WHERE I WISH
  13. NO BLADE CAN PIERCE ME
  14. I AM FIRE 
  15. I AM DEATH

(via booksnbutterbeer)

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

(via ptomlins)

creatingaquietmind:

This is my life

(Source: delusioninabox, via thebuttmobile)